Attack on dancing
I don’t have a peeve about the movies or books themselves, but with their fans.
I keep seeing people talk about how some wizards/witches can preform wandless magic, and they flip shit like, “OMG! They are so powerful! Doing wandless magic!!”
-Hermione uses wandless magic to…
People: Build a bridge and get over it.
Me: I’m sorry I have insufficient funds, would you like to donate to the cause.
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs
…The song Baby It’s Cold Outside could possibly be about kidnapping if you think about it and really listen to the lyrics…